This page is designed to make your brain think a little by adding complicated yet so simple ideas and random thoughts. Everyone of these thoughts make sense but in an odd way to make your brain confused.
Dank thoughts:
Sept. 30 2019 When you say "forward" or "back" your lips move in that direction
Oct. 1 2019 Nothing is fire, fire is on things
Oct. 2 2019 If you punch yourself in the face and it hurts are you strong or weak
Oct. 3 2019 Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed
Oct. 7 2019 History classes are only going to get harder and longer as time goes on
Oct. 8 2019 If you view a bald eagle in a zoo, your are looking at the American symbol of freedom in captivity
Oct. 9 2019 Theme parks can snap a crystal clear picture of you on a roller coaster at 70 mph, but bank cameras can't get a clear shot of a robber standing still
Oct. 10 2019 Lobsters are mermaid scorpions
Oct. 14 2019 No one has ever been in an empty room
Oct. 15 2019 If Yoda read Shakespeare he would sound like he's talking in normal English
Oct. 16 2019 The best day to escape prison would be Halloween
Oct. 17 2019 turning up the volume is like zooming in but with sound
Oct. 21 2019 Roller coasters can take a crystal clear picture of you at 70 mph but security cameras can't get a clear shot of a robber standing still
Oct. 22 2019 Whenever you buy and eat half a chicken you are secretly sharing a meal with a stranger
Oct. 23 2019 Brushing your teeth is the only time you can clean your skeleton
Oct. 24 2019 Whenever you dig up dirt or a rock, that could be the first time it has seen sunlight in millions of years
Oct. 28 2019 The date 2/02/22 falls on a Tuesday and could also be known as "2's day"
Oct. 29 2019 Glass is just caramelized sand
Oct. 30 2019 Both concrete and glass are mostly made with sand so that makes skyscrapers just really tall sand castles
Oct. 31 2019 We will never truly hear about the most perfect crime
Nov. 4 2019 The ultimate goal for a dating app is to be deleted
Nov. 5 2019 "firefly" is the opposite of "waterfall"
Nov. 6 2019 Ironically a blind person has less of a chance to walk into glass
Nov. 7 2019 If you replace the "W" in when, what, and where with a "T" you answer the question
Nov. 11 2019 Buying an eraser is like paying for your mistakes
Nov. 12 2019 Cars are the only thing keeping radio stations alive
Nov. 13 2019 The "X" button on ads are so small because they want you to go to their page but that just makes you mad and less likely to buy their product
Nov. 14 2019 Holding your breath to get rid of the hiccups is like turning you lungs off and on again
Nov. 18 2019 If heaven is an eternal bliss and hell is an eternal torment, then life is just your job interview
Nov. 19 2019 Almost every brand has a different shaped bottle but almost no brands have different shaped cans
Nov. 20 2019 Since Antarctica is mostly populated by scientists it technically is the smartest continent on average
Nov. 21 2019 When people see a bee they are afraid of it stinging them despite the fact that it has never stung anyone in its entire life
Dec. 2 2019 Whether the voice in your head screams or whispers it will always be the same volume
Dec. 3 2019 Most people are made in beds, born on beds, and die in beds
Dec. 4 2019 Cartoon characters only sneeze when it is relevant to the plot
Dec. 5 2019 Newborns are always crying because every discomfort is the worst thing they have ever experience
Dec. 9 2019 Everyone wants to park in the shade but nobody wants to plant a tree
Dec. 10 2019 As a kid a wiggling tooth is exiting but as an adult a wiggling tooth is terrifying.
Dec. 11 2019 Usually we correct auto correct more than it corrects us
Dec. 12 2019 As a teenager you lie to your parents to go out but as an adult you lie to your friends to stay in
Jan. 7 2020 Strap on backwards is no parts
Jan. 8 2020 Limos are just car versions of wiener dogs
Jan. 9 2020 Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is
Jan. 13 2020 It's safer to fall from 10 miles high than the tenth floor because on average you will live longer
Jan. 14 2020 When you clean out a vacuum cleaner you become the vacuum cleaner
Jan. 15 2020 The dentist is the reverse tooth fairy, they give you teeth and take your money
Jan. 16 2020 The speed limit is the only law people will get mad at you for obeying